Guy walks into a bar with a black eye, teeth missing, bone visibly protruding through the skin, says:

“You should see the other guy.”

I have to confess I am talking out of my ass. Probably you can tell by lookin’ at me — I have never been in a fight. BUT I did use to live in Milledgeville, Georgia, which is close.

Milledgeville’s a college town in the middle of nowhere in the South, that’s about all ya gotta know about it for the purposes of this story, so come on… let’s reinforce some stereotypes!

I worked for…

Myke Johns

An Atlanta-based writer, musician, and podcast producer.

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